Checklist for a 6-year-old girl’s birthday party:
Pink-clad Barbie with pink accessories – check!
Pony card with pink accents and pink envelope – check!
Pink wrapping paper – check!
Pink bow – check!
Now, put it all together …
Is anyone else feeling a bit nauseous from all the pink?
By the way, this pink present – and my daughter, who I’m sure will choose to wear pink – will arrive for this pink par-tay at 9:30 a.m. tomorrow. Cake and ice cream for breakfast, anyone?